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worldsworstfather:

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

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ironwebbs:

unrelatedsoundss:

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just made a spidersona theyre an australian spiderman where instead of getting cool powers from the spider bite they died after a single day

I’m losing it

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plantanarchy:

it’s not a genuine ugly christmas sweater unless some old church lady once bought or made it thinking it was a beautiful christmas sweater. mass-produced ugly christmas sweaters? they have no power. they are weak. it is the wholesome love of the old granny sunday school teachers who originally wore the Ugly Christmas Sweater that imbues it with its Christmas Cheer… keep this in mind, friends, don’t be swindled by False Prophets.

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idrils:

kickstarter to replace my uterus with something useful like a boombox or a fog machine

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slightmayhem:

attentiondeficitstarscream:

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

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xxtc-96xx:

“Who would like to show just how far they can push their quirk?”

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scoutology:

jessica-drewz:

xenethes:

apparently porn bots are now hacking into in-use accounts (I’m assuming larger accounts) and posting while the blog owner is still active. 

holy fuck.

why are staff so incompetent

rather than fixing their obviously very flawed code and development, they’re deciding to ban tits? fucking tits?

that being said, although it’s so unlikely this will happen to me, please know that it’s not me posting these links and photos. Please dont click on the links. 


oh my god.

Pornbots are also reblogging posts, removing ALL of the original content, and replacing it with–surprise!– shady links. Make sure you report all instances of suspicious activity on your posts and account, even if tumblr has gone out of it’s way to make that super difficult to do.

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elisamaza:

elisamaza:

elisamaza:

y’all

a mutual of mine

suddenly has posts on their blog

with links to “find women to have sex with”

my mutual is NOT POSTING THESE

tumblr just got even worse

on that note PLEASE let me know if i’m suddenly posting random pictures of women with a link underneath the photo. don’t click the link, just FYI.

i do suggest reblogging this in case someone sees this happening to someone else they follow

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